Dr. John Becker: Linda, the point. What's your point?
Linda: That Mercury's in retrograde. That always makes people act very strangely.
Dr. John Becker: (scoffs) Astrology. What a load of crap.
Regina "Reggie" Kostas: You don't think people's lives are affected by the stars?
Bob: Wait, are we talking about planets or celebrities 'cause clearly, when Brad Pitt is in town, traffic is tied up around for hours.
Linda: I love Brad Pitt.
Bob: Me too. But in a totally non-gay way.
Dr. John Becker: Yeah, I gotta admit, I kinda envy Brad Pitt because he's not involved in this conversation.

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