[After Reggie reveals her plan to have lunch with Sarah's husband]
Jake Malinak: Reg, you know that after eating, you'll want to stretch your legs, which leads to taking a walk, which leads to your apartment, which leads to sex!
Regina "Reggie" Kostas: Fine, maybe I'll just meet him for dessert.
Jake Malinak: Bad idea; you'll eat too much, which leads to feeling fat, which leads to changing clothes, which leads to sex!
Reggie "Reggie" Kostas: Coffee?
Jake Malinak: Coffee! Coffee breath, mints, drug store, aisle 12, sex!
Regina "Reggie" Kostas: Can we meet for water?
Jake Malinak: WATER!? Why don't you just do it in the street!?

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