[Becker walks into the diner]
Dr. John Becker: You guys see the paper this morning?
Jake Malinak: John, we keep going over this. I'm blind. I haven't seen anything for five years.
Dr. John Becker: Yeah, well it's unbelievable. Some kid in West Virginia gets a bad grade, grabs his daddy's rifle and shoots out his teacher's tyres. Another slice of Americana brought to you by those card-carrying lunatics who think they're defending the Second Amendment! Lord knows when I want the Constitution explained to me, the first place I turn to is some toothless cretin with a third-grade education and an Elmer Fudd cap! Not that I have anything against hunting; if it makes you feel more like a man to blow Bambi's head off, knock yourself out! Just lock up the damn gun so when little Billy Bob, you know, flunks gym, he doesn't throw a hissy fit and take out half the faculty!
Jake Malinak: Reg, we gotta get to the paper before he does so we can cut out everything that'll piss him off!
Regina "Reggie" Kostas: That pretty much leaves the weather and Charlie Brown.
Dr. John Becker: Yeah, you know I hate that pathetic little clod! How hard is it to kick a damn football?!
Dr. John Becker: You guys see the paper this morning?
Jake Malinak: John, we keep going over this. I'm blind. I haven't seen anything for five years.
Dr. John Becker: Yeah, well it's unbelievable. Some kid in West Virginia gets a bad grade, grabs his daddy's rifle and shoots out his teacher's tyres. Another slice of Americana brought to you by those card-carrying lunatics who think they're defending the Second Amendment! Lord knows when I want the Constitution explained to me, the first place I turn to is some toothless cretin with a third-grade education and an Elmer Fudd cap! Not that I have anything against hunting; if it makes you feel more like a man to blow Bambi's head off, knock yourself out! Just lock up the damn gun so when little Billy Bob, you know, flunks gym, he doesn't throw a hissy fit and take out half the faculty!
Jake Malinak: Reg, we gotta get to the paper before he does so we can cut out everything that'll piss him off!
Regina "Reggie" Kostas: That pretty much leaves the weather and Charlie Brown.
Dr. John Becker: Yeah, you know I hate that pathetic little clod! How hard is it to kick a damn football?!
[Becker walks into the diner]
Dr. John Becker : You guys see the paper this morning?
Jake Malinak : John, we keep going over this. I'm blind . I haven't seen anything for five years.
Dr. John Becker : Yeah, well it's unbelievable. Some kid in West Virginia gets a bad grade, grabs his daddy's rifle and shoots out his teacher's tyres. Another slice of Americana brought to you by those card-carrying lunatics who think they're defending the Second Amendment! Lord knows when I want the Constitution explained to me, the first place I turn to is some toothless cretin with a third-grade education and an Elmer Fudd cap! Not that I have anything against hunting; if it makes you feel more like a man to blow Bambi's head off, knock yourself out! Just lock up the damn gun so when little Billy Bob, you know, flunks gym, he doesn't throw a hissy fit and take out half the faculty!
Jake Malinak : Reg, we gotta get to the paper before he does so we can cut out everything that'll piss him off!
Regina "Reggie" Kostas : That pretty much leaves the weather and Charlie Brown.
Dr. John Becker : Yeah, you know I hate that pathetic little clod! How hard is it to kick a damn football?!
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