Mr. Morello: Come on my other doctor wouldn't prescribe anymore, I need this stuff! With Viagra I'm like a 17 years old boy again.
Dr. John Becker: Look, Viagra is a treatment for a specific and a very serious condition. Ever since it came out, I have had every middle age lothario with hair growing out of his ears sleazing in here begging for a booster shot. Do you think I'm gonna hand you a loaded gun so you can go out on a rampage? You're outta your mind pall!
Mr. Morello: Come on! Doc! I was married for 15 years, I feel like I've been on the bench forever now I'm back in the game. Please doc, give me the bat!
Dr. John Becker: You just ruined baseball for me, you know that?

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