Beavis: Whoa, where are they taking him?
Butt-head: I think they're gonna go torture him somewhere, like, to get him to say something.
Beavis: Oh yeah. You mean, like, "I'm a monkey's uncle"?
Butt-head: No, dumbass! Like, y'know, where the money is, or something like that.
Beavis: If I was that dude, I'd just, like, kick 'em in the nads, and then like smack their heads together, then just like tear ass!
Butt-head: Beavis, if that was you, they'd just, like, touch you, and then you'd go "Aaaahhh!!! I'm a monkey's uncle and I put the money in my backyard!"
Beavis: No sir! Buttmunch.

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