Butt-head: Life. What a beautiful choice.
Beavis: Life. It sucks! All these kids have one thing in common - they're all here because a couple people did it. [Yanni fades in on screen] Whoa, look at that, it's Geraldo!
Butt-head: Oh no. This is Yanni.
Beavis: Come on, change it, Butt-head.
Butt-head: I can't believe they're even showing this.
Beavis: Yeah, really.
Butt-head: This guy is the biggest butthole I've ever seen in my life.
Beavis: Yeah. Change it, Butt-head. Come on, gimme that!
Butt-head: Uhh, wait a minute, I think it's about to rock. [turns the volume up as loud as it can go]
Beavis: Come on, dammit Butt-head, cut it out!
Butt-head: No way, Beavis. You like this.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! No I don't! Turn it down!
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, did you know that this guy is your dad?
Beavis: AAAAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Butt-head: You're a dumbass, Beavis. You just, like, believe anything anybody tells you.
Beavis: Um, no. I was just kidding.
Beavis: Life. It sucks! All these kids have one thing in common - they're all here because a couple people did it. [Yanni fades in on screen] Whoa, look at that, it's Geraldo!
Butt-head: Oh no. This is Yanni.
Beavis: Come on, change it, Butt-head.
Butt-head: I can't believe they're even showing this.
Beavis: Yeah, really.
Butt-head: This guy is the biggest butthole I've ever seen in my life.
Beavis: Yeah. Change it, Butt-head. Come on, gimme that!
Butt-head: Uhh, wait a minute, I think it's about to rock. [turns the volume up as loud as it can go]
Beavis: Come on, dammit Butt-head, cut it out!
Butt-head: No way, Beavis. You like this.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! No I don't! Turn it down!
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, did you know that this guy is your dad?
Beavis: AAAAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Butt-head: You're a dumbass, Beavis. You just, like, believe anything anybody tells you.
Beavis: Um, no. I was just kidding.
Butt-head : Life. What a beautiful choice.
Beavis : Life. It sucks! All these kids have one thing in common - they're all here because a couple people did it. [Yanni fades in on screen] Whoa, look at that, it's Geraldo!
Butt-head : Oh no. This is Yanni.
Beavis : Come on, change it, Butt-head.
Butt-head : I can't believe they're even showing this.
Beavis : Yeah, really.
Butt-head : This guy is the biggest butthole I've ever seen in my life.
Beavis : Yeah. Change it, Butt-head. Come on, gimme that!
Butt-head : Uhh, wait a minute, I think it's about to rock. [turns the volume up as loud as it can go]
Beavis : Come on, dammit Butt-head, cut it out!
Butt-head : No way, Beavis. You like this.
Beavis : Shut up, Butt-head! No I don't! Turn it down!
Butt-head : Hey Beavis, did you know that this guy is your dad?
Beavis : AAAAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Butt-head : You're a dumbass, Beavis. You just, like, believe anything anybody tells you.
Beavis : Um, no. I was just kidding.
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