Butt-head: Life. What a beautiful choice.
Beavis: Life. It sucks! All these kids have one thing in common - they're all here because a couple people did it. [Yanni fades in on screen] Whoa, look at that, it's Geraldo!
Butt-head: Oh no. This is Yanni.
Beavis: Come on, change it, Butt-head.
Butt-head: I can't believe they're even showing this.
Beavis: Yeah, really.
Butt-head: This guy is the biggest butthole I've ever seen in my life.
Beavis: Yeah. Change it, Butt-head. Come on, gimme that!
Butt-head: Uhh, wait a minute, I think it's about to rock. [turns the volume up as loud as it can go]
Beavis: Come on, dammit Butt-head, cut it out!
Butt-head: No way, Beavis. You like this.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! No I don't! Turn it down!
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, did you know that this guy is your dad?
Beavis: AAAAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Butt-head: You're a dumbass, Beavis. You just, like, believe anything anybody tells you.
Beavis: Um, no. I was just kidding.

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