Beavis: Whoa, hey, check it out. I think that's that bell that they, like, taught us about in history class, where they like, rang it, and then put a big crack in it.
Butt-head: No, Beavis. You're thinking of Bible class, when they talked about how God created the butt.
Beavis: Oh yeah. And then he created poop.
Butt-head: That's in that Doo-doo-ronemy section.
Beavis: The Bible kicks ass.

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