Butt-head: This video's cool because it's like, doing something that they haven't done before.
Beavis: What do you mean? Like, like, um... one of those uvulas?
Butt-head: Yeah. It's like, they never played a uvula under the table before.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Whoa, check it out, Butt-head, turds! Did you see that? Turds! Turds! Turds!
Butt-head: Uh... where?
Beavis: Um...
Butt-head: You know, if I was Satan, I would like, get a mountain bike.
Beavis: Yeah, like a really cool skateboard.
Butt-head: Yeah. Then some chicks.
Beavis: Yeah! That would be cool.

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