Butt-head: Boner is pretty cool sometimes.
Beavis: That's because he has a cool name.
Butt-head: I bet when he was little, his mom used to say "Boner, come to dinner!"
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! She'd say "Boner! Boner! Time for dinner! We're having beanies and weenies! And tacos, and nachos! And fajitas!"
Butt-head: Then in the morning, she'd turn to Boner's dad, and say "Is Boner up yet?"
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. "Boner! Boner! Get up, Boner!"
Butt-head: And then, like, when his dad went to PTA meetings, the teachers would say "Your son sure does sing well" and he'd say "That's my Boner."
Beavis: Yeah. BONER!!!
Butt-head: That's a cool name. You know who has a really stupid name, though? The Edge.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! The Edge. What is that?
Butt-head: That's stupid.

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