Beavis: Whoa check it out, they got some of that Keeyotepcate up there, up above that guy's hands.
Butt-head: Uhhh...oh yeah, that is Kaotepkate.
Beavis: Y'know, um...that stuff, y'know, like, tastes really bad, and um, it's expensive. But then it doesn't really work.
Butt-head: Uh, really?
Beavis: It's supposed to be for diarrhea. So I took it for a whole week, and I never got diarrhea.
Butt-head: Beavis...
Beavis: Then about four days later, this brick pooped out of my butt.
Butt-head: Cool.
Beavis: It was pretty cool. It was like, really big...I can show it to you if you want.
Butt-head: You still have it?
Beavis: Oh yeah, I still have it. It's in my underwear drawer.
Butt-head: Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear any of this.
Beavis: Why?

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