Beavis: So like, what are some other operations?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think you can have like, uh, your tubes tied.
Beavis: What does that mean?
Butt-head: I think it's like, you have your tubes tied, and then it means you can just go do it anytime you want.
Beavis: Wow. I wanna get that operation. Because I wanna do it right now! I always wanna do it.
Butt-head: Uh, I think you have to have, like, a lot of money. And then I think you also need a chick.
Beavis: Oh, I knew it, see, there's always something, see? There's always some reason why I can't score. Dammit.
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