Beavis: How come these guys are acting so happy? They're about to get their wiener chopped off.
Butt-head: Uhh, what makes you think they're gonna get their wieners chopped off, Beavis?
Beavis: I dunno, isn't that what happens when you have an operation?
Butt-head: Boy, I tell ya, Beavis, you're a stupid son of a bitch. And your mother's a whore.
Beavis: My mom's a slut, she doesn't charge for it, bunghole, and I'm not stupid!

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