Beavis: Whoa, is that a body?
Butt-head: Uhh, yeah I think so.
Beavis: You think they killed somebody just to make this video?
Butt-head: They should have killed the people who made it.
Beavis: I wonder what that would be like, you know, to die.
Butt-head: Uhh, well, you're gonna find out someday.
Beavis: [imitating Cornholio] Are you threatening me? I will never die.
Butt-head: No, I'm serious, Beavis. It's like, you know, you start to get all old and stuff.
Beavis: Yeah, really? What else?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think you start, like, losing control of your wee-wee.
Beavis: Uhh, what else?
Butt-head: Uhh, then you, like, start pooping a lot, and you, like, lose the grip of your butt.
Beavis: AHHH, I'M GONNA DIE!!!
Butt-head: Yeah. You're old.
Beavis: So, um, Butt-head, what would do, like, if I died?
Butt-head: I'd probably, like, move over to the middle of the couch. It's more comfortable.
Tricky, Black Steel

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