Beavis: Hey, that's not fair, that dude doesn't have to wear a hairnet!
Butt-head: Yeah. Maybe we should get a job at this place.
Beavis: Yeah really, it's like, you don't have to like, pay attention to the customers, and you just sit around and goof off.
Butt-head: We could put the hairnets on our nads.
Beavis: Yeah yeah. I mean, that's what I do anyways, but I also have to put one on my hair.
Butt-head: You put a hairnet on your nads?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. You know, they're free.

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