Butt-head: This dude's chest is about as hairless and puny as yours.
Beavis: Shut up, fartcracker! I could kick this dude's ass.
Butt-head: You mean fartknocker, Beavis.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Butt-head: And, for the last time, you can't kick anybody's ass.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah I can! I'm getting bigger. Like...I've been drinking milk and stuff.
Butt-head: Yeah right.
Beavis: No really, Butt-head. I had some last week.
Butt-head: Yeah, but then you spit it out.
Beavis: Yeah, but it was in my mouth long enough for me to, you know, get some vitamins and stuff out of it.
that dog, Old Timer [the band are shown as workers in a hot dog stand]

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