Butt-head: Is this the Monkees?
Beavis: They look like butt-monkeys. Is this that episode where they go to the dude ranch?
Butt-head: Uhh, you're thinking of Happy Days, dumbass.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Heyy, sit on it. Sit on my butt.
Butt-head: That reminds me of this joke. There's this dude and he like, meets this slut in a bar, and they're like, uhh, going back to her place. But then like, he, uhh, can't find his keys. But then he needs like a flashlight, and then he says, "Help me find my keys and we can drive outta here."
Beavis: Um, heh. I don't get it.
Butt-head: She was a slut.
Beavis: Oh yeah! [they both chuckle]
Beavis: They look like butt-monkeys. Is this that episode where they go to the dude ranch?
Butt-head: Uhh, you're thinking of Happy Days, dumbass.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Heyy, sit on it. Sit on my butt.
Butt-head: That reminds me of this joke. There's this dude and he like, meets this slut in a bar, and they're like, uhh, going back to her place. But then like, he, uhh, can't find his keys. But then he needs like a flashlight, and then he says, "Help me find my keys and we can drive outta here."
Beavis: Um, heh. I don't get it.
Butt-head: She was a slut.
Beavis: Oh yeah! [they both chuckle]
Butt-head : Is this the Monkees?
Beavis : They look like butt-monkeys. Is this that episode where they go to the dude ranch?
Butt-head : Uhh, you're thinking of Happy Days, dumbass.
Beavis : Oh yeah. Heyy, sit on it. Sit on my butt.
Butt-head : That reminds me of this joke. There's this dude and he like, meets this slut in a bar, and they're like, uhh, going back to her place. But then like, he, uhh, can't find his keys. But then he needs like a flashlight, and then he says, "Help me find my keys and we can drive outta here."
Beavis : Um, heh. I don't get it.
Butt-head : She was a slut.
Beavis : Oh yeah! [they both chuckle]
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