Butt-head: Look at this dork.
Beavis: Yeah. What a dumbass.
Butt-head: Ooh, sexy. This band sucks.
Beavis: Yeah, really. Hey Butt-head, didn't these guys play at that wedding we went to?
Butt-head: Yeah. Remember when you kept asking them to play Pantera?
Beavis: Yeah. That was cool.
Butt-head: Remember when you waited in line to kiss the bride? And you tried to cop a feel?
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Butt-head: Her dad kicked your ass.
Sugar Ray, Mean Machine

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