Beavis: Ah, boy. Look at that, he's trying to be Forrest Gump.
Butt-head: Yeah. Life is like a little box of chocolates. That would be cool to like, try to pick up a chick by giving her a box of chocolates, because then, like if you strike out, you can at least eat the chocolate.
Beavis: That's not a bad idea. I think I'm gonna go get me some Enamems and spank my monkey.

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