Beavis: This video is, um, it's like it's causing me to influence my behaviour. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go into the kitchen and break something. [leaves the room] It's all this damn video's fault! [sounds of banging metal can be heard]
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: [more intense crashes and bangs can be heard] Eh! Ugh! Son of a bitch!
Butt-head: Go for it, Beavis!
Beavis: This is cool!
Butt-head: The video still sucks!
Beavis: [more crashes and bangs can be heard] This is cool, Butt-head! [the crashing and banging becomes really intense] Ugh! Son of a bitch! AAAHH!!
Butt-head: Uhh, Beavis? Beavis? Settle down.
Beavis: [going really crazy with the crashing and banging] YAAAHHH!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!
Butt-head: Uhh, don't break the popcorn, Beavis.
Beavis: AAAAAHHHYYAAAAAHHH!!! [breaks something] OW!! OW!
Butt-head: Uhh, Beavis?
Beavis: Dammit! I cut my leg! [re-enters] I cut myself. Where are the band-aids?
Butt-head: Uhh, they're in the bathroom.
Beavis: [leaves] Aah, I'm bleeding! Ow!
Butt-head: This is cool.
Beavis: Yeah, but I'm bleeding. And it's all this video's fault. [crashes can be heard]
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