Butt-head: This dude should get a better apartment.
Beavis: It's like, at least we may not be millionaires, but at least we have decent places to live.
Butt-head: No we don't.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. Well, at least we're pretty happy.
Butt-head: No we're not.
Beavis: Well, at least we have lots of friends.
Butt-head: Not really.
Beavis: Are we healthy?
Butt-head: No.
Beavis: Our lives suck!
Butt-head: Yeah. We're cool.

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