Beavis: AAH! Look at that, he's, like, fiddling around with a dead guy's boobs! This is scary. What if after I die, like, some guy comes around and fiddles around with my wiener?
Butt-head: So what, Beavis? You'd be dead, it doesn't matter.
Beavis: Yeah, I guess so. I guess if I was out in the ocean with a dead chick, I'd probably kiss her.
Butt-head: I'd kiss a dead chick right here.
Beavis: So would I. But that's kinda messed up, Butt-head.
Butt-head: Uhh, I know, I was just kidding, Beavis. You were probably serious.
Beavis: Well, no. Not really.
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