Butt-head: Uh...oh no.
Beavis: This isn't very good, Butt-head.
Butt-head: Thank you, Beavis, like I couldn't have figured that out myself.
Beavis: Yeah, anytime.
Butt-head: Boy, this really isn't very good.
Beavis: Yeah, I know Butt-head. Tell me something I don't know.
Butt-head: Uh...OK. Know the last time you went to the bathroom?
Beavis: Yeah?
Butt-head: I hocked a lugie in your Coke, and you drank it.
Beavis: Um...uh...
Butt-head: It was cool.
Beavis: I knew that! I spit it out.
Butt-head: No you didn't, you drank it.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I took a dump on a cracker you were eating one time.
Butt-head: Yeah, I remember that, but I didn't eat it.
Beavis: Yeah, but it was cool! You ate the cracker.
Butt-head: Yeah. I took the turd off and finished the cracker.

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