Beavis: Hey Butt-head, what are those lights for?
Butt-head: That's so they can see when they're crawling around inside your butt.
Beavis: No way, you mean it's dark in your butt?
Butt-head: Yeah. You know when they say "Stick it where the sun don't shine"? They're talking about your butt.
Beavis: Oh. I thought it meant, like, under your pillow, or something. But if it's dark inside your butt, how do the turds find their way out?
Butt-head: I think they can see in the dark, like bats.
Beavis: Oh. That makes a lot of sense.
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