Butt-head: Remember that time in kindergarden, when we were playing store and you called the teacher a whore? And then you tried to give her some of that play money?
Beavis: Heh, yeah. I think that was the first time I ever got some.
Butt-head: You didn't get any, dumbass. She just spanked you and told you to shut up.
Reverend Horton Heat, Psychobilly Freakout

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