Beavis: Hey Butt-head, how come Tom Petty is famous?
Butt-head: Because he's on TV, dumbass.
Beavis: Yeah, but how did he get on TV?
Butt-head: Because he's famous.
Beavis: Yeah, but, I mean, like, how did he get famous?
Butt-head: He got famous because he's on TV.
Beavis: YEAH, YEAH, BUT HOW DID HE GET ON TV?!
Butt-head: Because he's famous, Beavis! Now shut up before I smack the bejesus out of you!
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