Beavis: Ummm, is this one of those sneaker ads where like, those basketball players sit around in a barber shop?
Butt-head: Uhhh, yeah. Only it's, like, a bunch of white guys. And white music.
Beavis: Yeah. It's "BUTT-WIPE" music! Hey, where'd that cat come from?
Butt-head: Uhhh, I think it came out his nose.
Beavis: Um, is that supposed to be funny?
Butt-head: Uhh, it's supposed to be. It would have been funny if it came out of his butt!
Beavis: Why is that, I mean, how come it like, if it comes out of his nose, it's not that funny, but like, if it comes out of his butt, it's funny? Why is that?
Butt-head: Well, it's 'cause like, your butt has a crack in it.
Beavis: Oh yeah!

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