Beavis: Is this a diaper commercial?
Butt-head: Uh...no, this is a douche commercial.
Beavis: Oh yeah. That's funny, douche. [Cackles] What is a douche, anyway? Like, how does it work?
Butt-head: Uh...I don't know. I think chicks get it when they have that like, not so fresh feeling.
Beavis: Oh yeah. I think it helps them go horseback riding, and like, go down to the beach and stuff like that.
Butt-head: Yeah. I wonder how come they don't have a douche for guys.
Beavis: Yeah. That would rule. Sometimes you know, I feel like, not so fresh...you know.
Butt-head: Well, maybe if you'd wash your butt once in a while...and I'm not talking about washing your whole butt, I'm talking about washing your butthole.
Butt-head: Uh...no, this is a douche commercial.
Beavis: Oh yeah. That's funny, douche. [Cackles] What is a douche, anyway? Like, how does it work?
Butt-head: Uh...I don't know. I think chicks get it when they have that like, not so fresh feeling.
Beavis: Oh yeah. I think it helps them go horseback riding, and like, go down to the beach and stuff like that.
Butt-head: Yeah. I wonder how come they don't have a douche for guys.
Beavis: Yeah. That would rule. Sometimes you know, I feel like, not so fresh...you know.
Butt-head: Well, maybe if you'd wash your butt once in a while...and I'm not talking about washing your whole butt, I'm talking about washing your butthole.
Beavis : Is this a diaper commercial?
Butt-head : Uh...no, this is a douche commercial.
Beavis : Oh yeah. That's funny, douche. [Cackles] What is a douche, anyway? Like, how does it work?
Butt-head : Uh...I don't know. I think chicks get it when they have that like, not so fresh feeling.
Beavis : Oh yeah. I think it helps them go horseback riding, and like, go down to the beach and stuff like that.
Butt-head : Yeah. I wonder how come they don't have a douche for guys.
Beavis : Yeah. That would rule. Sometimes you know, I feel like, not so fresh...you know.
Butt-head : Well, maybe if you'd wash your butt once in a while...and I'm not talking about washing your whole butt, I'm talking about washing your butthole.
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