Beavis: Whoa, check it out! It's Jon Stewart.
Butt-head: Yeah. He's horny.
Beavis: Yeah. It's like, he's the horniest talk show dude on TV.
Butt-head: Yeah, but it's like, he shouldn't try to be in a band like this.
Beavis: Yeah, I mean this is okay, you know, it's nothing special though. He should just do his TV show.
Butt-head: Yeah, but you know what he should do? He should get rid of all that other stuff on his show, and just have the whole show be like, him trying to pick up a chick.
Beavis: Yeah, like he would bring out a chick with big hooters, maybe like this one right here, and he just sits there and tries to score. That would be cool.
Butt-head: Yeah. That would rule!

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