Butt-head: Lars is cool.
Beavis: Isn't he that dude on that Addams Family?
Butt-head: You're thinking of Lurch, dumbass! Lars could kick Lurch's butt.
Beavis: Yeah. He could kick Cousin Itt's butt too.
Butt-head: Does Cousin Itt have a butt?
Beavis: Yeah. [jabbers like Cousin Itt]
Butt-head: [imitating Lurch] Uhhh, you rang, Mrs. Addams, uhhh?
Beavis: Heh heh, that was pretty funny, Butt-head.

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