Butt-head: Madonna's always like...masturbating during her videos.
Beavis: Yeah, so am I!
Butt-head: Yeah, but like, when she masturbates, she's still doing it with Madonna, but when you spank your monkey, you're just having sex with Beavis!
Beavis: Well, little Beavis.
Marilyn Manson, Get Your Gunn

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