Beavis: That's all you need anyway, is a beer, a chair, and a TV. I mean if I go through life and wind up never scoring, I guess it wouldn't be too bad if I just had a beer, a chair and a TV--
Butt-head: Beavis, you are NEVER going to score.
Beavis: I'm not saying I'll never score. I'm just saying, y'know, if that's the way it worked out, it wouldn't be too bad...well, no, it would suck, but it would be if I had a TV, and um...dammit! Nevermind.
Butt-head: You'll be lucky if you even drink a beer. You'll probably never have a chair either.
Beavis: This is gonna suck.
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