Butt-head: I thought people usually look cool in leather jackets?
Beavis: Yeah! What's wrong? How come these people all look like wussies?
Butt-head: Sometimes, it just doesn't work, Beavis.
Beavis: Maybe these are, like, vinyl jackets.
Butt-head: No, they're leather. You can't polish a turd, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah! I tried that once, I got, like, some dog doo-doo, and like, some, uh, black shoe polish, and then I, like, tried to polish it, but it's like, it's like, you can't polish a turd!
Butt-head: That's disgusting, Beavis! I bet it was pretty cool to try, though.
Beavis: Yeah! What's wrong? How come these people all look like wussies?
Butt-head: Sometimes, it just doesn't work, Beavis.
Beavis: Maybe these are, like, vinyl jackets.
Butt-head: No, they're leather. You can't polish a turd, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah! I tried that once, I got, like, some dog doo-doo, and like, some, uh, black shoe polish, and then I, like, tried to polish it, but it's like, it's like, you can't polish a turd!
Butt-head: That's disgusting, Beavis! I bet it was pretty cool to try, though.
Butt-head : I thought people usually look cool in leather jackets?
Beavis : Yeah! What's wrong? How come these people all look like wussies?
Butt-head : Sometimes, it just doesn't work, Beavis.
Beavis : Maybe these are, like, vinyl jackets.
Butt-head : No, they're leather. You can't polish a turd, Beavis.
Beavis : Yeah! I tried that once, I got, like, some dog doo-doo, and like, some, uh, black shoe polish, and then I, like, tried to polish it, but it's like, it's like, you can't polish a turd!
Butt-head : That's disgusting, Beavis! I bet it was pretty cool to try, though.
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