Beavis: That's a pretty nice hotel.
Butt-head: Yeah. When you're, like, rich and famous, you can stay in those really nice hotels where they have adult videos and hourly rates and stuff like that.
Beavis: How come hotels have hourly rates anyway?
Butt-head: 'Cause, dumbass, it only takes, like, an hour to do it.
Beavis: Wow. A whole hour?
Butt-head: A whole whore.
Beavis: Yeah, a whole whore.
Butt-head: You can get on the phone and be like "Uhh, room service? I'd like some bacon, and a couple Cokes, and a bunch of whores..."
Beavis: Yeah yeah! "And a side order of POOP!"
Butt-head: Uh, what did you say, Beavis?
Beavis: Oh, I was just saying, "And a side order of POOP!"
Butt-head: Oh boy. Beavis, you just sent my boner into the ground.
Beavis: Um, oh. Sorry about that. I just, you know...I don't know, I thought it was pretty cool. [muttering to himself] A side order of poop? To go with the whores?
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis.

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