Beavis: What's happening to this dude's face?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think he's like, changing expressions and stuff.
Beavis: Really? That's dumb.
Butt-head: It's like, you really only need, like, three expressions or something. Like one expression for when you're trying to pick up on a chick.
Beavis: When I'm trying to pick up on a chick, I usually look like this. [Beavis' face is in his neutral expression]
Butt-head: Yeah. I usually use this expression. [Butt-head grimaces] And then, like, you need an expression for when you're lying.
Beavis: I usually use this one when I'm lying. [Beavis' face is once again in neutral] And then you have and expression for when, like, you're taking a dump.
Butt-head: This one usually works for me. [Butt-head grimaces]
Beavis: I usually use this one. [Beavis' face is once again in neutral]
Butt-head: That's a pretty good one, Beavis.
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