Beavis: Hey Butt-head, Santa Claus looks like one of those biker dudes!
Butt-head: Yeah, except he's got that sled and that dorky outfit.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. How does Santa Claus get those reindeer to fly?
Butt-head: Because he beats the crap out of them with a whip!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Maybe he's pretty cool!
Helium, Pat's Trick

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