Butt-head: This chick's got kinda, like, a big mouth.
Beavis: Yeah, really. And her nose is kinda big too.
Butt-head: And you know what they say about having a big nose.
Beavis: Oh yeah. She's probably got a big schlong too.
Butt-head: Yeah. Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
Beavis: You can't really do that, Butt-head. So don't even try.
Butt-head: I'm pretty good at smacking you upside the head, though.
Juliana Hatfield, What A Life

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