Beavis: Oh god.
Butt-head: Look at his face.
Beavis: Look at that crack in his chin.
Butt-head: I think it's a buttcrack.
Beavis: Well I guess that would make sense, since like, there's just a bunch of diarrhea coming out of his mouth.
Butt-head: Yeah. It's like when God was passing out buttcracks, this guy got in line twice.
Beavis: Yeah. And then God gave him one too, you know, the second time.
[Sam Harris starts belting]

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