Beavis: You know one cool thing about having a big wiener, it's like, it's like, it protects your nads, you know?
Butt-head: Uh...
Beavis: It's like, it acts as a shield.
Butt-head: I guess. But getting kicked in the wiener is no picnic either, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah, but it doesn't hurt as bad, Butt-head. Trust me. Here, I'll demonstrate.
[Beavis kicks Butt-head in the groin, causing Butt-head to cry out in pain]
Butt-head: Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Beavis: Oh, I forgot! You have a small wiener!
Butt-head: Ugh [coughs].
Beavis: You don't have any "nad protection"! Yeah, that was cool!
Butt-head: [coughing] Beavis, as soon as my nads feel better, I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you. Buttknocker!
Beavis: Butt-head. I'm gonna kick you in the nads again! Don't call me that!
Butt-head: You wussy....
Grim Reaper, Fear No Evil [both are laughing]

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