Beavis: You know, if I was a big bird, I'd fly around in the sky and stuff, and then, like, fly over people and poop on their lunch. I'd be like [imitates dive-bomber] "Nyaaaaaaaaanyaaaaa-poop!-nyaaaaaaaanyaaaaa-poop!"
Butt-head: That would be cool.
Beavis: Yeah, that would rule. Actually, y'know I probably could do that without being a bird. It's like, I could go into the cafeteria, and just like stand up on the table, y'know, and pull down my pants and like, go around while people are eating their lunch and just go "Poop!"
Butt-head: Okay, settle down, Beavis.
Beavis: And run over there and go "Poop!" A little "Poop!" over there.
Butt-head: That's enough.
Beavis: It's chicken-fried steak! Poop!
The Grays, Very Best Years

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