Butt-head: Is this another video with big Muppets?
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Seems like they have these, like, big bird things in every video now.
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: I was just thinking, you know, you ever notice, um...Big Bird? He never poops.
Butt-head: Uh, yeah.
Beavis: Yeah, it's like, they should have him poop. Then it'd be more realistic.
Butt-head: [laughs] Then Big Bird could have a big turd.
Beavis: [laughs] Oh yeah, that's pretty good, Butt-head!
Butt-head: I'm pretty funny.

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