Beavis: [Sees a woman's bare feet dangling over a road]] AAH! No! Don't stub your toe! That scares me, Butt-head. It's like, you're hanging your feet off the end of the car, and then, [shows feet agian] AAH! There it is again!
Butt-head: Settle down, dumbass.
Beavis: That's dangerous! It's like, she's letting her feet hang down, and like, it's gonna accidentally hit the asphalt, and then it's like "Ow!"
Butt-head: So what, Beavis?
Beavis: It's like...I want their feet to look nice, you know?
Butt-head: Really?
Beavis: Yeah, it's like, I like it when chicks have nice feet, y'know. [Sees feet again] KEEP YOUR FEET UP, COME ON! Then you can like...put your hands on 'em.
Butt-head: Uh...okay, Beavis. I think you oughta just shut up.
Beavis: [Sees feet again] FEET! FEET! OW!

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