Beavis: You know, another cool ride to jump off of is the Haunted House. I used to like, go in there, and jump off the car. Then I'd go over by the witches and wait 'til the next car comes, and then I'd put a broom up my butt and go "Poopapoo!".
Butt-head: Beavis, witches don't put brooms up their butt, they put 'em between their legs.
Beavis: Really? I wish someone had told me that before I ruptured my sphincter. I have a splinter in my bunghole the size of a pencil.
Butt-head: Uhh...you're just joking, right?
Beavis: Um...no.
Foo Fighters, I'll Stick Around
Butt-head: Beavis, witches don't put brooms up their butt, they put 'em between their legs.
Beavis: Really? I wish someone had told me that before I ruptured my sphincter. I have a splinter in my bunghole the size of a pencil.
Butt-head: Uhh...you're just joking, right?
Beavis: Um...no.
Foo Fighters, I'll Stick Around
Beavis : You know, another cool ride to jump off of is the Haunted House. I used to like, go in there, and jump off the car. Then I'd go over by the witches and wait 'til the next car comes, and then I'd put a broom up my butt and go "Poopapoo!".
Butt-head : Beavis, witches don't put brooms up their butt, they put 'em between their legs.
Beavis : Really? I wish someone had told me that before I ruptured my sphincter. I have a splinter in my bunghole the size of a pencil.
Butt-head : Uhh...you're just joking, right?
Beavis : Um...no.
Foo Fighters, I'll Stick Around
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