Beavis: Well, I guess I'm gonna read a magazine. [picks up a magazine]
Butt-head: Uhh...you don't know how to read, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah I do, I can sorta read. And um, besides, there's like lots of pictures of cleavage in the back. Do you mind if I just read this magazine for a while?
Butt-head: I don't give a rat's ass what you do, Beavis.
Beavis: Ah boy. Yep. This magazine's pretty cool. Whoa, check it out. Wow. Whoa! Something else.
Butt-head: Uhh, I'm not gonna ask you what you're looking at, Beavis. So quit trying.
Beavis: Heh. I'll be damned. Whoa, check it out. This is that dude from Love Boat. Look. He looks all old. It's like, he has a dog. And I think that's his son. That's great. What is this we're watching, Butt-head?
Butt-head: Uhh, nothing. Do you have any other magazines?
Beavis: Ah, no. Just this one.
Butt-head: Can I read it when you're done?
Beavis: No. No you can't. This is mine. It's for me. It's for me to read.
Butt-head: Beavis...
Beavis: Whoa, this guy was working construction, and he had like, this big pole like, shoved through his butt, it came out the other end, and it's like, he's still alive. And he has a gigantic bunghole now.
Butt-head: Where'd you get that, Beavis?
Beavis: I got it in the dentist's office. They're like, just there. They're free, you can just take them.
Butt-head: Boy, I'm bored. Where is that dentist's office, Beavis?
Beavis: You know where it is, it's over by Maxi-Mart.
Butt-head: Oh yeah. I'm gonna go get a magazine.
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Butt-head: Uhh...you don't know how to read, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah I do, I can sorta read. And um, besides, there's like lots of pictures of cleavage in the back. Do you mind if I just read this magazine for a while?
Butt-head: I don't give a rat's ass what you do, Beavis.
Beavis: Ah boy. Yep. This magazine's pretty cool. Whoa, check it out. Wow. Whoa! Something else.
Butt-head: Uhh, I'm not gonna ask you what you're looking at, Beavis. So quit trying.
Beavis: Heh. I'll be damned. Whoa, check it out. This is that dude from Love Boat. Look. He looks all old. It's like, he has a dog. And I think that's his son. That's great. What is this we're watching, Butt-head?
Butt-head: Uhh, nothing. Do you have any other magazines?
Beavis: Ah, no. Just this one.
Butt-head: Can I read it when you're done?
Beavis: No. No you can't. This is mine. It's for me. It's for me to read.
Butt-head: Beavis...
Beavis: Whoa, this guy was working construction, and he had like, this big pole like, shoved through his butt, it came out the other end, and it's like, he's still alive. And he has a gigantic bunghole now.
Butt-head: Where'd you get that, Beavis?
Beavis: I got it in the dentist's office. They're like, just there. They're free, you can just take them.
Butt-head: Boy, I'm bored. Where is that dentist's office, Beavis?
Beavis: You know where it is, it's over by Maxi-Mart.
Butt-head: Oh yeah. I'm gonna go get a magazine.
Filter, Hey Man, Nice Shot
Beavis : Well, I guess I'm gonna read a magazine. [picks up a magazine]
Butt-head : Uhh...you don't know how to read, Beavis.
Beavis : Yeah I do, I can sorta read. And um, besides, there's like lots of pictures of cleavage in the back. Do you mind if I just read this magazine for a while?
Butt-head : I don't give a rat's ass what you do, Beavis.
Beavis : Ah boy. Yep. This magazine's pretty cool. Whoa, check it out. Wow. Whoa! Something else.
Butt-head : Uhh, I'm not gonna ask you what you're looking at, Beavis. So quit trying.
Beavis : Heh. I'll be damned. Whoa, check it out. This is that dude from Love Boat. Look. He looks all old. It's like, he has a dog. And I think that's his son. That's great. What is this we're watching, Butt-head?
Butt-head : Uhh, nothing. Do you have any other magazines?
Beavis : Ah, no. Just this one.
Butt-head : Can I read it when you're done?
Beavis : No. No you can't. This is mine. It's for me. It's for me to read.
Butt-head : Beavis...
Beavis : Whoa, this guy was working construction, and he had like, this big pole like, shoved through his butt, it came out the other end, and it's like, he's still alive. And he has a gigantic bunghole now.
Butt-head : Where'd you get that, Beavis?
Beavis : I got it in the dentist's office. They're like, just there. They're free, you can just take them.
Butt-head : Boy, I'm bored. Where is that dentist's office, Beavis?
Beavis : You know where it is, it's over by Maxi-Mart.
Butt-head : Oh yeah. I'm gonna go get a magazine.
Filter, Hey Man, Nice Shot
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