Butt-head: I wanna lay down. Move over!
Beavis: No way! I'm gonna sit right here and watch this.
Butt-head: Come on, Beavis, get up!
Beavis: No way, Butt-head! I always sit here.
Butt-head: Beavis, I'm gonna give you ten seconds to get up.
Beavis: I've been sitting here for years, and you've been sitting there, and it's like, why change now?
Butt-head: Come on, Beavis! Besides, it's like, you always sit too close to me.
Beavis: No way! If I move over any more, then there's a spring that goes up my bunghole.

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