Butt-head: This sucks more than anything I've ever seen
Beavis: Yeah, this sucks, like...like lots and lots.
Butt-head: Let me count the ways in which this sucks. Uh...one?
Beavis: Two...
Butt-head: Uh...four?
Beavis: Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...thirteen?
Butt-head: Uh...seven? Oh wait, we already counted that one.
Beavis: Yeah, but if it happened again, that means it sucks again.
Butt-head: Oh yeah! Um...eleventeen...
Butt-head: Uh...what comes after eleventeen again?
Beavis: Um...thirteen. [Resumes counting] Uh...fifteen...

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