Beavis: Well, I guess I'll go take a leak.
Butt-head: No way, Beavis! I get to take a leak when the video sucks.
Beavis: No way, Butt-head! I got up first!
Butt-head: Yeah, but I have to take a dump. That's more important.
Beavis: No way, Butt-head! I was gonna take a dump too, I was just like, you know, embarrassed.
Butt-head: Well, you snooze, you lose. [leaves the room]
Beavis: Uhh, this sucks. Hey Butt-head...[turns around and sees Butt-head has left] Oh. Um...guess I'll go take a leak. [gets up]
Butt-head: [calling from bathroom] Beavis, stay on the damn couch! [Beavis sits down]
Beavis: [hums] Dun da da dun...da na nun dun...[calls out] Hey Butt-head, are you almost done in there?
Butt-head: Uhh, just a few more minutes.
Beavis: Guess I'll go take a leak. [leaves the room. The sound of a door opening can be heard]
Butt-head: UH!
Beavis: AAHH!!
Butt-head: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BEAVIS?!
Beavis: DAMMIT, BUTT-HEAD!!
Butt-head: NEVER COME INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE I'M TAKING A DUMP!!
Beavis: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU'RE NOT TAKING A DUMP!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Butt-head: I JUST HAVEN'T STARTED YET, GET OUTTA HERE, BEAVIS!!
Beavis: YOU'RE JUST HANGING OUT IN HERE!!
Butt-head: DAMMIT, BEAVIS!! GO BACK AND WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO, AND LIKE, SAY STUFF!!
Maggie Estep, Hey Baby

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