Beavis: Alright! A chick band. Look at all these naked dudes! They're just like sitting there! What's going on?
Butt-head: Yeah. Look, you can see that one dude's nutsack!
Beavis: Look, a buttcheek! A schlong! A nad!
Butt-head: Those are just hands, Beavis. That's not his nads, his nutsack or his buttcheeks.
Beavis: I don't know. You know, this is kind of messed up. It's like, they have all these dudes there, and like, they don't even think of them like people. They're just there, like they're these things for these chicks to look at and get off on, it's like, it's disgusting! This band should be ashamed of the way they're treating men, and um, and uh, these men shouldn't have the uh, they should not be in this video!
Butt-head: Uh, well...if these chicks asked you to get naked and be in their video, would you do it?
Beavis: Uh, yeah! But that's different; see, but then it would be me, and I'd be naked. That would rule.

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