Butt-head: Check it out, the Doctor's stealing a plane.
Beavis: Like, what do you do with a plane once you stole it?.
Butt-head: I guess you, like, go to the flea market or something.
Beavis: Oh really? But then, what do you do when someone says "So, where did you get this plane?"
Butt-head: I'd be like "Well, I got it from the airport." Cause they have a store there.
Beavis: Ah shut up, Butt-head. Keep that up and I'm gonna put the smackdown on yo' ass, beotch!
Butt-head: What did you say, Beavis?
Beavis: I said "Shut up". I'm gonna put the smackdown on yo' ass, beotch!
Butt-head: Beavis, your mom is a depraved worthless slut.
Beavis: Oh, yeah.
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