Butt-head: Check this out. [quiet voice] It looks like he's gonna use his nine-iron to smash the big fat dead guy's face in.
Beavis: [quiet voice] That's right, Butt-head. I think what he's planning on doing, is smashing his glasses in, and shoving the nine-iron up his bunghole.
Butt-head: It looks straight...oh, he's in the water! That'll cost him a stroke.
Beavis: That's right, Butt-head. Oh, I don't believe it! He's gonna actually try to, it looks like it's gonna go...
Butt-head: [raises voice to normal volume] You can't do it, Beavis. Shut up.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head. You weren't that good.
Butt-head: You're not good at anything.
Beavis: Check this out. [quiet voice] That's right, Butt-head, that's gonna cost him two strokes. He's probably gonna...dammit! Dammit!
Butt-head: See, Beavis, you can't do it. [quiet voice] Beavis is a complete wuss. He's not good at anything. His mom is a slut.
Dinosaur Jr, I Don't Think So

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