Beavis: Alright, golf. Yeah, I'm up for this.
Butt-head: Check this out. [quiet voice] He's teeing off...he's using his woody.
Beavis: [quiet voice] He's trying to get a bunghole in one.
Butt-head: We can see some dork riding a tricycle down the street. He's in the rough.
Beavis: Whoa, look a fight! Yeah, yeah, hit him!
Butt-head: If they had fights in golf, maybe it would be cool.
Beavis: Yeah, then maybe I could watch it.
Butt-head: You watch golf all the time, Beavis.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Golf is cool.

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